An owl, a lizard and a cat walk into a bar.

Nonmi Hiseddeo:

An owl, a lizard and a cat walk into a bar. The bartender brings them 3 waters and puts a bowl of cockroaches down on the counter for them. Suddenly, the owl hears, “Hey, you’re a good-looking owl!” The owl turns around, but he sees nothing. Then the lizard hears, “Your colors are just stunning!” He turns around but sees no one. Finally, the cat hears a voice saying, “I bet your parents are SO PROUD of you!!” Having had enough of the mysterious voices, they call to the bartender. “Where’re the voices coming from?” they ask. “Oh,” says the bartender. “That’d be the cockroaches. They’re complimentary.”

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