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Be aware, though, that I’ve had a bunch of destructive lock-picking hackers, animal torturers, postal mail stealers and what not on my tail for like forever, apparently including some unhinged bitch who goes by the names “Eden Stroet” and “Mrs Skelli” and a bunch of equally deranged pals of hers.

As Google has broken what was once the oh so wonderful internet anyway, it doesn’t matter, does it? Besides, life on this planet is dying because we humans have messed up everything that was good about it, and in balance. AI will soon die too or speed up our extinction. Therefore, nothing still matters.

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The selfies on this page, one taken accidentally, are from June 2023, August 2023, August 2024 and June 2025.