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If that’s what you want, you can leave a comment or book a Zoom video call by completing the form below.

Be aware, though, that I’ve had a bunch of lock-picking hackers, animal torturers, postal-mail stealers and what not on my tail for like forever, apparently including some young woman who goes by the names “Eden Stroet” and “Mrs Skelli” and a bunch of equally misguided pals of hers who love writing exploits and what not. These are the kind of people who can write ransomware, to be clear.

Oh, and “August 2025” appears to have some significance within this context. If anyone know what that might be about, let me know.

As Google (along with the likes of Meta and Musk, I should add) has now totally broken the once oh so wonderful internet anyway, it doesn’t really matter any longer, does it?

So, go ahead if you want to offer – or get – some feedback or book a Zoom call (or some other brand of video call that is not owned by Meta).

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The above selfies on this page, at least one taken accidentally, are from June 2023, August 2023, August 2024 and June 2025.

(These data back to 2010, I think, possibly some to 2009)