We’ve just had the 566th or so mass shooting in the US, 40% of the British are in poverty and many destitute (not even able to afford toilet paper), British university students have 50 pence to live on, on average, after they’ve paid the rent, we have so many active wars going on that I’ve lost count – the hate fires are burning far too hot – and the planet is no longer able to sustain us because it is buckling under the destruction we wreak.

But all is well.

Yeah, right.

And I still have a crazy lunatic on my tail, but that’s peanuts compared with the above. Or is it part of the same problem?

That’s what I want you to think about.

(No, not you, lunatic. Every time I sneeze, you think it’s a special message for you, sigh.)