Most of my ancestors on both sides of the family are from there. I still have close family there on both sides of the family. Our department head was from there (Jacques Touret). I’ve spent time in the geology there. I’ve interviewed a scientist and former minister there (Claude Allègre). I traveled through it. I’ve been at hotels and other facilities in places like Paris, Perpignan and Toulouse. I know two Dutch women who live there.

I started learning French when I was still in primary school.

Don’t do this. Please don’t do this. Get your act together.

The world’s become a really shitty place. Don’t make it even shittier.