*** Code for Dummies

Below, you find code, slang and jargon used by English folks (particularly people in Portsmouth) and by people who are or have been targeting me maliciously. Subsection 3 of Section 1 of the Protection from Harassment Act 1997 applies.

Bag = vagina

Bed slats = labia

Beh seh eeh (spoken) = bed settee = divan

Bell = penis (bell end = dickhead)

Bird = woman

Bottle(s), (real ones, glass, empty or filled with water, for example left at someone’s home) = FU sign or rape invitation? Not entirely clear. “Loves dick” or something similar was written on my wall in Southsea with an arrow to my name after I moved from Southampton to Portsmouth. It could be something like that. That’s incitement to rape, in my view. I didn’t know anyone in Portsmouth so I have no idea what it was about. Portsmouth was very unwelcoming, but it wasn’t personal; it is known for its extreme insularity throughout the UK.

Breadboard =

(It said breadbox = vagina ! Whoever else has access to this website changed it, twice.)

Canada = wherever it is that the apparent perpetrator resides, to the north of Portsmouth (Petersfield, according to Hampshire Constabulary)

Chad = incel terminology

(Is the apparent perpetrator being considered a Chad and scapegoated by incels? Just a thought. Because I get quite a bit of incel-flavoured nonsense, too. Many years ago, possibly at the end of 2008, I raised the possibility that he himself had gotten hacked and that someone else was pretending to be be him. I got a response from him at a live mail address and he explained that he was using a pseudonym and that you can alter other people’s emails, provided you have the cooperation of someone at the target’s internet provider. There was no way for me to tell who that email was from. I still get very similar nonsense in the streets as I got in Portsmouth, though much less frequently, thank god. Who was the person who arranged all that bizarre nonsense in Portsmouth? Therein lies the answer.)

Consultant = specialist in ziekenhuis, in Dutch; medical specialist at hospital

Cage = vagina

Car = female body, or person to drive crazy (or more generally manipulate), so “I have a new car” can mean “I found a new victim”

Cat = woman who refuses to feel obliged to provide sexual services to men or, more generally, feminist?

Dog = the apparent perpetrator

Dublin =

Don’t worry about it = rot op (afhankelijk van de toon en situatie), in Dutch; get lost, in American English, depending on tone and situation

Door, or similar = vagina

Fag = cigarette

God = the apparent perpetrator

Hold someone = keep someone in jail

Hospital = not doing well financially

Instrument = female body

Jane = vagina

Jesus = the apparent perpetrator

Joker = the apparent perpetrator

Keychain = certified crazy person

Laptop = intercourse

Lord = the apparent perpetrator

Lunchbox = male genitals

Mail = male

Malta = Portsmouth

Mirror = Copy of a website. Content can be tampered with. Htttrack is a program you can use to that end. This way. If you have someone on your own network, you can for example make the person believe that there’s no local office and force them to travel to another town if you want to pick their locks and have plenty of time to have a look around in their home.

Pompey = Portsmouth

Pushchair = kinderwagen (wandelwagen, buggy), in Dutch; stroller

Pushbike = fiets, in Dutch; bicycle

Rat = anyone who says anything negative about the apparent perpetrator or his hacker brother?

Royal Mail = the apparent perpetrator

Sarah = the apparent perpetrator

Sausage roll = intercourse

Scotland = wherever it is that the apparent perpetrator resides, to the north of Portsmouth (Petersfield, according to Hampshire Constabulary) The apparent perpetrator is a guy who I had three appointments with at a workshop in a barn in the middle of nowhere somewhere in Hampshire in 2008, because of his chosen profession. He’s very good. (So was my violin teacher.) He became instantly obsessed with me for some reason (possibly my voice as some people respond very strongly to it), which made it hard not to be aware of his existence. I barely know a thing about him and nobody in Portsmouth could tell me anything about him either, other than the police. He told me that he has synesthesia, which I had never heard of. Apparently, he sees written black text in colour and hears notes (pitch, music) when he sees text. That’s gotta be challenging to deal with, at least at times.

The apparent perpetrator = guy I had three appointments with at a workshop in a barn in the middle of nowhere somewhere in Hampshire in 2008, because of his chosen profession. He’s very good. (So was my violin teacher.) He became instantly obsessed with me for some reason (possibly my voice as some people respond very strongly to it), which made it hard not to be aware of his existence. I barely know a thing about him and nobody in Portsmouth could tell me anything about him either, other than the police. He told me that he has synesthesia, which I had never heard of. Apparently, he sees written black text in colour and hears notes (pitch, music) when he sees text. That’s gotta be challenging to deal with, at least at times.

Traceroute = Windows command “tracert”, shows you the steps your internet traffic takes, how long they take and which IP addresses these hops use, to reach for example a website or your email server; can also reveal diversion (hacking interference)